I was on the tube the other night and across from me a lesbian couple sat, and next to me a man who was asleep.
The train jolted and then man woke up, stared across at the couple and said rather loudly ‘Are you lesbians then?’ to which one of the women replied ‘yes’ and then went back to her conversation. The man continued to talk, looking at the other woman and said ‘Are you a man or a woman then?’
I was shocked! So I tutted. (very British) The woman (who was Portuguese) let off a whole stream of words in Portuguese, mostly rude - and then the man said ‘Are you Chinese?’ She said - Why dont you just go back to sleep, you are better off that way - so thats what he did!
He curled up on 2 of the seats on the tube, with his head practically in my lap and went to sleep!!
What’s wrong with these people! And he smelt.